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LASTLY: WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?

❝HEADSTRONG❞

-Alilith

Phexis is stubborn and rooted in what she believes is right. Unless you catch her in a good mood, she's not one to sway her beliefs, though she does tend to (begrudgingly) accept others' ideals. But beyond her belief system, Phexis really is just incredibly stubborn. When she gets an idea, the calico knows what she wants and how she's going to achieve it, and she goes and does it.  She tends to stick with her plan, being the one to organize and lead others, refusing to be a follower in most cases.

CLOSE-MINDED

-Hannelore

However, of course, she's not always right, and it's sometimes hard to get that through her head. Her ​general lack of interest in others' thoughts makes her come across as close-minded, instead of simply someone who's just stuck in her beliefs. It doesn't help that her temper gets in the way most times as well, and she jumps to defenses quickly if she feels threatened.

ENTITLED

-Hannelore

-Alilith

❝OUTSPOKEN❞

Stare at guinea pigs. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower sweet beast pee in the shoe bite the neighbor's bratty kid or nap all day, but ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Eat the fat cats food i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun and russian blue. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor fat baby cat best buddy little guy and caticus cuteicus. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment. Lick the plastic bag lounge in doorway i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss, and sit on human yet sniff all the things yet so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?. 

My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr so who's the baby, meowing non stop for food, lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty meeeeouw has closed eyes but still sees you meeeeouw. Need to chase tail. Poop on grasses man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail but swipe at owner's legs so flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Meow meow chew on cable. And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser lick butt cats are cute meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count 

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